quelle logique!

my mother types the transcription for a doctor who evaluates patients for their ability/inability to work, function in society, receive social security, etc. he has this list of questions like the ones below, and the answers are quite often humorous and interesting. the following patient is especially curious because she answers the first questions with considerable cleverness and the other, well, not so cleverly.

When asked to compare an orange and a banana, she indicated they are similar because "they're vitamins," and they are different because "one has potassium and vitamin C." When asked to compare a car and a bicycle, she indicated that they are similar because "they're transportation," and they are different because "one doesn't have to have gas."

When asked the meaning of "The grass is greener on the other side of the fence," she replied, "'Cause if you get a cow that's hungry, it will try to go through the fence."


the sky today's like gray-ed, thinning milk, and we're supposed to get a few inches of snow tonight. i couldn't care less about either, as i can't stop fantasizing about not having a car payment. i apologize; i'm showing my true capricorn colors - the pressure of the cusp, like a palm firmly pressing down on my forehead, it's so inconstant. i shouldn't think this much of money.