i know who wrote the guide to self-involvement

real detroit horoscopes, you always win:

You are ambivalent enough to be playing both ends to the middle in your work and/or in your relationships. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this from your perspective, but others would absolutely flip out if they knew what you are really feeling. The most painful part of the awful truth is finding the courage to speak it. For you to get on with your life, you need to stop pussyfooting around and just be honest no matter what it stirs up.