i'd only yell at our kids if they acted like you

to boston and back after $30 and nine hours total travel time on the fung wah. the fung wah's a funny thing, you know...only in new york city are we afforded such luxuries as $30 roundtrip tickets on the chinatown [gang?] bus [meth addict bus driver?]. boston was great...just the kind of good company [great company] and relaxation [air conditioning] that city kids like us needed.

now that i've been sick for one and a half weeks, i finally broke down and bought oregano oil tonight. whole foods in union square...it was the guitarist from the yeah yeah yeahs and i shopping for herbal remedies together. only in new york. so yes, oregano oil is SO disgusting that i did in fact have to administer one spoonful of sugar to cut the aftertaste. jesus, how disgusting. i'll never be able to season with oregano again. jesus. this better work.